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  1. Ranryu
    Prompt: Write about a planet where it rains to burning acid and humans have gone extinct and the world is inhabited by lizard people but the one of them finds a live human five year old girl!!
  2. Ranryu
    "Seriously people!" Ranryu shouted. "The only thing to do down here is this beat-up copy of Little House on the Prairie, and I've already read it a billion times. Can someone let me out? I was almost done with the last Skyward Flight novella!!"
  3. Ranryu
    Muffled screaming emanated from a dark pit in the ground. It was a wonder no one had noticed it, as Ranryu had been stuck inside for over a week.
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    Ranryu took this lack of an answer as a yes and amused herself by telepathically communicating with the the koala sheep (they were much more talkative than the people who she was eavesdropping on). After all, she thought, deus ex machina is the funnest type of non-logic. Why bother to make a plot that doesn't have a huge, easily defeated bad guy?
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    Ranryu walked up, moderately confused. "I've been summoned here, but-- wait. Can I have these koala sheep?" She leaned down and began petting one.
  6. Ranryu
    Welcome! May your state of existing be prolonged! Which Cosmere character is your favorite?
  7. Ranryu
    Why are we having a math test in a caldera? The team lost 6-14, but then the players all caught fire, so I consider it a win.
  8. Ranryu
    Gets an overly-friendly sentient piece of literal trash. Inserts an umbrella.
  9. Ranryu
    At this, Noot un-revenged Lightseeker and scampered off. The beings are paying too much attention to the Ultimate Cookie right now, he thought. I shall return when they least expect it.
  10. Ranryu
    Noot arrived at the scene just in time to see the disk vaporize. He cried in despair and vowed revenge on Lightseeker.
  11. Ranryu
    Meanwhile, Noot scampered as fast as he could back to the "Ultimate Cookie". You see, he wasn't a Narrator, and his only goal in life was to rule the world via cookies. Nothing would stop him.
  12. Ranryu
    Luckily, Noot survived to eat cookies another day.
  13. Ranryu
    Noot obliviously climbed up Calano's arm to get the cookie.
  14. Ranryu
    Noot stared at the disk longingly. The world's most powerful cookie...
  15. Ranryu
    True to his character, Noot promptly ate the cookies, although they didn't sit well with the strange machine in his stomach. The device continued to vibrate and glow, giving Noot the appearance of a fuzzy jack-o-lantern.
  16. Ranryu
    Noot of course gobbled up the cookies, and then he curled up on Someone's head, determined to ignore any good advice any tall being might give.
  17. Ranryu
    Noot wriggled out of Darkstalker's grasp and ran over to Someone, bowing down to him worshipfully. "Master has given Noot a cookie! Noot is at your command."
  18. Ranryu
    Noot, slightly frightened but unyielding, bit down on the tail even harder.
  19. Ranryu
    Noot, startled by Steven's sudden appearance, chomped on Darkstalker's tail with his piranha-like teeth.
  20. Ranryu
    A small mammal called Noot appeared and gobbled up Darkstalker's cookies before anyone could eat them. "I will eat all the cookies!" it cried in its strange Noot language
  21. Ranryu
    Why does your shirt say "Only illegal in a court of law"? If you want him to give you the treasure, you must grab him by the beard.
  22. Ranryu
    Um... Why is Stan playing his tuba on the rooftops? Fortunately, all the mutant kangaroos were herded up and shipped back to Greenland
  23. Ranryu
    My favorite color is probably blue or white, but I find it really fun to use a variety of colors. I mostly play draft
  24. Ranryu
    Surrender, Lord Ruler, or face the wrath of various rebels! I'm not exactly sure, but you should call animal control just in case.
  25. Ranryu
    As the pineapples were sliced open, tiny goblins emerged, intent on repaying the one who had freed them from their fruity prisons.
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