The Stormfather

Have you ever stood on a rooftop and felt the irresistible urge to goat yourself off of it? (Might have gotten some words wrong there was typing from memory.

This is from a youtuber named Kenadian who plays minecraft : But then I had a very goat idea. I uses f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new goat and I could see all the hidden goats.

Oh no, not the goatrolling! "We've had one yes, but what about second goat?"

I've tried with my dad before. We failed. It wasn't too fun. TPBM has not read White Sands.

It's such a good series!!!!!!!! Also cats are cool.

I don't have either, although a monocle would actually be helpful to me, since one of my eyes = bad. TPBM has not read Warriors. (Read it! Now! Doesn't matter that it's over 100 books!

love is like an imaginary goat?

I decided that you killed me since i can't keep up with the thread

"Humakialitolowapi'norintalik! You can call me Winter."

He waves, then points to a small house on the outskirts, fairly far from the 'ocean.' "This is yours! He is small, but a warm house for so far from the coast!"

I can't really keep up with this anymore, Uhh, can we just say that you killed me? you can steal my knives too.

I was assuming that Ryan and Jen would be honored, but, whatever.

I prefer magic parrots to magic chickens, personally, although, Rosharan's can't tell the difference.

What the Trell has this thread become?

Timeskip, yeah. Uhhh... After about (Insert number here) days, you finally arrive at a small, secluded village in the Horneater Peaks. "Hello, worldly travelers!" A tall, strong looking Horneater man calls out. He is standing on a small wooden watchtower that overlooks the path to the village.

I rolled a 10. @Scars of Hathsin Attack : 17 Alari lunges again, twisting around the spear.

And those who get mad at those people!!!!!!

I would throw the tree at the partridge and eat the pear. WWYDIYF a snake that ate your hamster and transformed it into anti-stormlight?

Now that everyone has some weapons, you can start walking to the Horneater Peaks! Once there, you gotta figure it out yourselves. There is some witnesses there though.

@Scars of Hathsin I rolled a 16. Alari stabs at you with his two knives.

Obviously feed it to a nearby maniacal hamster. WWYDIYF a gerbil that spends 200000000$ on wooden snakes a day, and always eats them.

When your Dad is reading SA and he looks at oathbringer. "That's such a big book!" Me : "Look at rhythm of War. To it, Oathbringer's nothing." (Actually the difference isn't that much, but we have the hardcover rhythm of war and it's like, three pounds.)

great, that system works. could I go first for attacking?

@Scars of Hathsin Alari rushes at the person standing near him, rushing forwards. "Look. I don't want to kill you. But I need to. If you happened to have any supplies, anything, and those things happened to be given to me, I'll leave you alone."

What is your talent BTW? Mine is irrelevant in combat. Also, yeah, we could just take turns. So, say, flip a coin and heads you hit the attack? D20 above 10 hits? Alari has two knives to fight with.