The Stormfather

with two coinshots you might be able to make it orbit around the earth.

Both would need extensive amounts of stored sight, and mental speed.

One would push it up, and another would push it away from far off in the world, making it move at a sharp diagonal.

You would need probably two fullborn to do this well, and with much iron counpounding for more powerful pushes.

post dumb cosmere jokes here.

funny jokes are allowed, but discouraged.

What's vin's favourite sword? The sword of elendil.

What's ham's favourite food? ham.

What is dockson's dad's name? Dock

What's elend's favourite drink? wine.(In french, Vin.)

What do you call vasher drinking a slushie? Kalad the uslurper.

What's allrianne's favourite weather? Breezy.

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I was thinking about theives in shadesmar and I realized that some of the less helpful usually feruchemy can be used welll for shadesmar fighting.

Imagine a twinborn, A-steel, for moving quickly, and F-cadmium, which stores breath. If they were in a fight in shadesmar, they could use coins to go through the ocean if they had stored up enough breath.

Cadmium compounding would also be great for shadesmar fighting, if you have an allomantic grenade.

Free movement through the ocean and being able to trap your enemies in slow time? 

Maybe only a full feruchemist could do it because you'd need to be strong to push through the beads, and it might hurt you with that weight on your shoulders.

Maybe A pewterarm/cadmium ferring could walk across the bottom of the ocean, or a full ferruchemist using gold, pewter and cadmium.

ANy thought?

other Ideas for shadesmar fighting?

vstim

* @shardnuke please read the previous pages if you have not.)

Enlieth calls out,

and the ocean begins to come into view.

You see the growing field of jah keved and thaylenah below and the crashing waves of the ocean begin to sound.

A large three masted merchantile ship sails across the waves.

"Were escortin' this one up to Marat! 'Bout three days!"Reliet shouts.

A soft cracking noise sounds far below, and you see platoons of soldiers fighting off a group of stormforms. Fused fly above.

Three Shanay-im lash themselves upwards, spinning in the air and charging towards the fourth bridge.

Rpg mode activating.

The Battle of the thaylen coast.

Turn order!

@Aetherbound

fused 2

@shardnuke

@The Sibling

Enlieth

Fused 1

Reliet

Dalat, a war artifabrian.

fused 3

battle below.

merchant ship.     (Just to clarify it starts at the top and moves down for the turn order.)

YKYASW you spend half your time on this thread

Dalinar would never hold up a bridge and charge at lines upon lines of archers, so why should he ask his soldier to?

Armor, other than shardplate, is flawed. Arrows hit and kill with more difficulty but still would tear through their lines. They are standing up with absolutely no cover whatsoever.

One Idea I had for them is that they get Dalinar and Adolin to push the bridges to speed up the chulls, while in shardplate.

Arrows barely scratch shardplate, so before the main battle starts, they could move bridges and speed up the run. 

Another Thing they could do is have Dalinar have soldiers carry the bridges most of the way, but when arriving at the chrysalis use the better defended bridges.

I think that spren bond whoever they see fits their expectations, but some coincedence happens that the bonds they make are of opposite genders.

Renarin can be seen as a special case because of glys, and Dalinar practicallly made the stormfather bond him instead of another, and lopen is, well lopen.

One thing is in the matter of venli and rlain, Is timbre malen or male? and is whoever rlains hopefully going to bond have a human gender or a singer gender.

9 hours ago, Treamayne said:

I Will Be There When Needed

I think Hoid makes a good stoneward.

(Maybe Jasnah figured out transportation. Or you've got a thing.)

"Ah!"Enlieth jumps as Lapen appears.

(A general rule of the shard, no double posting.)

did you read your troop numbers?

Reliet walks over to Lapen.

"Here's your box. All of you get a box.

A sergeant uniform, with a hat.

A fabrial that makes your voice louder to order your soldiers.

A blue chit of admittance to the armory.

You never even read the 5th one.

And that's the best one. YKYASW you spend an hour making boxes filled with drawings and quotes from stormlight archive for absolutely no idea.

these raps were really good.

did shardnuke say they wanted to be sergeant?

Enlieth tells the soldiers that they might not have a commander.

The merchant’s you are protecting are on water. Reliet grabs a spyglass and begins scanning the horizon and jumps when jiuo, the ship’s 3rd ideal Windrunner.

”do we have a sergeant here?”

he asks

when you see black panther and immediately go " bridge four!"

I have trouble insulting my favorite character.(wayne.)

Ok.

but if breaths can't be created at some point would people be born as drabs?

elhokar

thx.

How do we vote?

I got nicroburst.

Wheeeee.

when does the vote start?

yeah.

but alos people can''t sense how many breaths they have. they know what heightening, and if they were in shadesmar, they might be able to multiply breaths unintentionnally.

oh, storms.

i think that azure's blade could either be a corrupted spren shardblade, like glys, who was there during the recreance and died, or azure trying to create nightblood and maybe using "steal, or take" as a command.

the lord ruler.

he has a beard when not tapping age.