Silver Phantom

And Chadwick, remember Dave’s big rules. Never touch his umbrella and never answer his magic work phone

Welcome. Now you are here, you can never leave mwahahaha

I will just be posting all of these on my own page from now on if you want to check it out

Is he going to commit and shave his head?

Welcome to the shard, nice to have you

But you better believe me when I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you

“We have some empty boxes in the back” Dave notices what’s going on outside “uhhh… Steve you good buddy?”

“No, we do not have a discount on purple books. But we do have more purple books in the Necromancy section if your interested.”

The pain behind Daves eyes started to return “Ok, sir i can help you with your books here.” walking over the counter. He then notices your books color and raises and eyebrow

A body of a 16 year old appears dead covered in blood and blown up at least a little bit, on a busy street in the middle of a day “well…. Who want to explain this to the cops”

How many Chihuahuas could you beat in a fight at one time?

Then suddenly the portal vortex widens and everyone get sucked in getting transported the the most regular place anyone could think of

“Larry do your job, stop the invisible child that I have to assume is now covered in blood” Dave says as he yanking his arm and then his umbrella out of the water

Larry sniffs the air and flys to the door and with a touch it turns to stone.

No, i have never The person below me loves painting