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As Dave falls with is arm and umbrella stuck to his side shouts “Larry voco ut prohibere eam” and a demon that looks like a green gargoyle with pig tails appears
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“That’s fair, do you need us to validate your parking”
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Dave assumed Steve was about to destroy you
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Dave takes a step back to be out of the way
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“Sorry. Kghilis nice timing. What do you want to do with the kid”
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“Hey K, nice timing”
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As she does this, Dave swings the umbrella and in mid swing appears suddenly right next to them, Dave feels the umbrella connect to something invisible
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Dave reaches to his right and a small portal. He pulls out and umbrella and holds it like a base ball bat “try it. Also how did you do the invisible thing because that was cool”
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“Yell in that case you may be interested in this” leaning over Dave flicks a small bell on the counter and a book self flips around revealing even more books, but these ones clearly magical.
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Deciding to ignore the request from River, Dave looks over to Falchion “oh, yes that is a good.”
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“Listen, kid. With out ID the best I can do is ‘How to talk to kids about necromancy’ by Keanu Reeves”
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Takes money “enjoy” “And smell books McGee is right your not 20”
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“Ok lets see some ID”
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“Are you twenty river?”
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“Storms no”
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“That will be $10” “Yes we have some of those right over there” he points “And yes we have a lot of dark magic here, thought that would be clear from the name of the store”
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“Yes sir, so will this be all for you? “One copy of the ‘smell of love’”
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“Yes, yes. very good, that’s 12.99”
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“River did you do you want your book or not? and sir stop antagonizing the 15 year old”
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Dave sighs “Mahogany book shelf near the front, bottom shelf, grey spine.” “And sir we have a very nice book that is perfect for smelling in the fantasy section
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“Beelzebub. Demon prince of Flys. Good guy.” “And can you two stop fighting or I will call him on both of. What do either of you want anyway?”
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“We don’t kick people out, we just call beelzebub and he takes care of them.”
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“You don’t know what a smell is?”
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“Sir please don’t call one of the customers doofus, even though they are insulting the amazing smell of books”