DefiantAllomancer

Alright my guys, let's get down to business...

It appears that I have not posted a statues update since NOVEMBER SECOND. That was TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS AGO. ALMOST A WHOLE MONTH!!!! Talk about a LAME person. Well, here I am, posting yet another, because I know you all can't resist (instead of hearing) reading my voice. Well, y'all... It's storytime with Defiant! 

Okay, so the other day, I came home, and I sat on my bed, after a LONG LONG LONG LONG day. And I mean a LONG day. My family overslept that morning, and so we freaked out, my dad had to drive me to school. Then, I had a few tests, all of which I got good grades on, but found quite difficult. Next, we started the basketball unit in gym. If you know me in person, one of the first things you will learn is that I HATE BASKETBALL WITH EVERY TINY DARK SAD FIBER OF MY USELESS BEING. Like, who decided, "Hey! You know what would be a GRAND idea? Let's throw a big, heavy, hard ball into a group of people and tell them to get it in a hole, and expect nobody to DIE!!!"? And all the dudes in the room just nodded and went, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." And that's how the most idiotic, dangerous, nail-breaking, sadness-causing sport was invented.

Anyway, at the end of the school day, my mom was coming to pick me up on her way home from work, but she was running ten minutes late, and so I decided, hey! 10 minutes isn't too long. And it isn't that cold out. I'll just wait outside by the parking lot! 

Friends, don't be stupid like me. It very soon became apparent that it really WAS that cold out, and I thought I was going to die. But just as it was almost time for my mom to arrive, she texts me, "Hey honey, my pottery teacher was there and I didn't wanna be rude. So now I'm 10 more minutes late." 

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! So I waited in the cold and I didn't go into the field house or anything because the school building code didn't work after a certain time, and the boys were playing BASKETBALL in the field house. (Again, that recurring theme of basketball. It's like real-life foreshadowing. Maybe I'll be an NBA player when I'm older.) So I waited, and waited, and waited. She was even longer than she said she would be, and when she finally made it, I was VERY thankful. 

As soon as I got home, it was time to get dressed really fast, because in a few minutes, it was time to go to ballet rehearsal, which I'm having every day this week for three and a half hours to four hours non stop this week, because I'm performing in the Nutcracker tomorrow and Saturday. Once I got there, I started to feel really nauseous, and it was worse than usual, which is always pretty bad anyway. (I have an infection in one of my organs.. I had to go to the ER a while ago.)

So yeah, all that, and I got hame and didn't have enough time for dinner, because I had to go to bed. 

So there I was sitting down on my bed, and all of a sudden, CHOMP! My cat, from under the bed, just bites my ankle, and keeps gnawing on it. And I say, "Mikey! You stupid, obese, psychopathic cat, why are you so mean?!" And he just stares at me and bites harder. So I swag at him, and he stops biting and looks up at me, and I say, "Baby, do you know what Mommy's been through today?" And he says, "Merpleferp!" 

Obviously, he does know. So I say, "So why are you being mean?" And he replies, "Hoowoowooploopdoop!" 

So I kicked him out of my room. The end. 

Now that I think of it, that was a very boring story, but I hope you enjoyed storytime with Defiant! 

Love you all!!!