WhyEverNot_8

Wait… Do we just put Ralof’s whole paragraph of dialogue?

With me, prisoner. Let’s go!

By Ysmir, Nothing kills it!

(You’re lucky lol) Nope! TPBM has a favorite color that isn’t on the rainbow (like white, grey/gray, black, brown, etc.)

Not yet, hopefully soon though TPBM likes school lunches

Chuck Norris was playing DnD and had to roll a dice, he rolled the highest value possible and killed everyone, that dice was the Earth

I also use MY Latin skills to call you names, then I take the sandwich and cast a perfect Latin spell and stick it in a box that can’t be opened.

Here’s a bin of Hot Wheels I have some twine, several sheets of paper, a stapler, and a hole punch

Welcome to The Shard! If you could bring any 2 Sandersonian characters back to life (excluding WoT) in a room for an hour, who’d you pick?

(Officially) Welcome to the Shard! If you could bring any 2 Brandon Sanderson characters (excluding WoT) in a room for an hour, who’d you pick?

Welcome to The Shard! If you could bring any 2 Brandon Sanderson characters back to life (excluding WoT) in a room for 1 hour, who would you choose?

Chuck Norris beat the Devil in a Fiddle competition. How? He was the judge and both competitors.

Yup! Original. Can’t wait for #2 TPBM has played one of the original Zelda games (like A Link to the Past and others)

I call my former cult The Band Kids to steal the sandwich, then leave them like I left them after 8th grade, then I keep my lifelong gang The Orchestra to guard it.

Nope TPBM has forgotten they had midterms and forgot to study (me today lol)

Lol, thanks! take an awesome Saint Patrick’s day hat I have a thing that keeps cats from getting locked in cabinets

Yes, it counts And No, I don’t though I wish I did TPBM plays a wind instrument

Nell deflects the shot, draws a knife and hurls it at Rob

Never heard of them. TPBM plays a string instrument

Gives back a soda can full of hydrochloric acid puts in broken violin bridge wrapped in 2 A-strings and 3 E-strings

What just flew past me? They’re watching family guy… in the middle of Orchestra!

Take a bag filled with coins of less value (like its the same overall value, but smaller denominations, such as a bag of quarters replaced with a bag filled with 25x as many pennies) I have a really old violin bow

I summon my orchestra ensemble “The Bread Thieves” and we steal the sandwich. (We steal both of RoyalBeeMage’s spikes, then give them back as we run off with the sandwich)

My mom has dyslexia, it sounds really hard to deal with. lol

Nell spins with the glaive, attempting to hit both Roy and Piling (the spin is like a BotW/TotK heavy weapon charge attack)