Vyzkel

You need to bold. Luckily, it was all a dream.

My dad usually lets me read his books, and he has a lot, I don’t wanna name em off.

As much as I possibly can(which isn’t enough). TPBM has considered faking their own death.

I fly back to earth and chill on the beach while everyone is having a wizard battle, happily holding the Sandwich.

I HAVENT LOST IN A WEEK NOOOOOOOOOO

I confusedly peel the cheese off my face and taste it.

Nah, just half(unless I need to catch up on homework, then only a third). TPBM has accidentally posted on the wrong thread(I.e posting about wishes in TBFTS instead of Boon/Bane).

I ignore the cows and just steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius, then I eat some Mars pizza.

Granted, fruit flies now live twice as long. I wish to taste the worlds best food.

Indeed it did. Which one??

I shall claim this so called “win”.

Granted, the economy crashes. I wish for the best phone ever to exist to appear in my hand.

Granted, it’s sugar-free and only has kale in it. I wish for a hundred dollar Amazon gift card

I agree, good idea.

Granted, I change back to a human and now have a wig and makeup on, I am your girlfriend(for the day). I wish to stop being transformed into stuff.