Vyzkel

My dad usually lets me read his books, and he has a lot, I don’t wanna name em off.

As much as I possibly can(which isn’t enough). TPBM has considered faking their own death.

I fly back to earth and chill on the beach while everyone is having a wizard battle, happily holding the Sandwich.

I HAVENT LOST IN A WEEK NOOOOOOOOOO

I confusedly peel the cheese off my face and taste it.

Nah, just half(unless I need to catch up on homework, then only a third). TPBM has accidentally posted on the wrong thread(I.e posting about wishes in TBFTS instead of Boon/Bane).

I ignore the cows and just steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius, then I eat some Mars pizza.

Granted, fruit flies now live twice as long. I wish to taste the worlds best food.

Indeed it did. Which one??

I shall claim this so called “win”.

Granted, the economy crashes. I wish for the best phone ever to exist to appear in my hand.

Granted, it’s sugar-free and only has kale in it. I wish for a hundred dollar Amazon gift card

I agree, good idea.

Granted, I change back to a human and now have a wig and makeup on, I am your girlfriend(for the day). I wish to stop being transformed into stuff.

Using the worlds biggest lemon squeezer, I squeeze lemon moon juice all over the world bathing the world in the agonizing liquid known as lemon juice, the paper cuts on people sting in pain, I take the Sandwich while everyone is writhing in pain(except for Glass I guess).

Granted, I have found a guy named The Sandwich, he works in IT and is a great friend, I am no longer a Jinn and don’t serve you since I’m a horse. Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh.

It technically could reflect the sun, just not as much as the moon. I get in a rocket and fly to the lemon moon as fast as possible, but before that I give everyone a few paper cuts.

I pat your head sympathetically and walk away.

Granted, people like you A LOT whenever you talk.(technically not a bane, it’s what you wanted) I wish to not be a genie anymore.

Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests. I wish to become a genie.

I don’t mind, also it is a cool pfp.

This infinite summoning gives an IRL flight glitches whenever one of you is in the air, the server kicks you for unauthorized flying after I throw one of you in the air, then I take the Sandwich from the floor.

Morning win, hurray!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when Glass gives you lemons, do whatever I don’t care. I take one of the uneaten slices and squirt it in both of your eyes, then I take the Sandwich and run back in the Physical Realm, hiding in my backup treehouse in the red- I mean Greenwoods.

Using the popcorn in my not-so-elaborate plan, I take it and throw it in Platypus’s face in an attempt to take away attention from the Sandwich.