Vyzkel

Nah, just half(unless I need to catch up on homework, then only a third). TPBM has accidentally posted on the wrong thread(I.e posting about wishes in TBFTS instead of Boon/Bane).

I ignore the cows and just steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius, then I eat some Mars pizza.

Granted, fruit flies now live twice as long. I wish to taste the worlds best food.

Indeed it did. Which one??

I shall claim this so called “win”.

Granted, the economy crashes. I wish for the best phone ever to exist to appear in my hand.

Granted, it’s sugar-free and only has kale in it. I wish for a hundred dollar Amazon gift card

I agree, good idea.

Granted, I change back to a human and now have a wig and makeup on, I am your girlfriend(for the day). I wish to stop being transformed into stuff.

Using the worlds biggest lemon squeezer, I squeeze lemon moon juice all over the world bathing the world in the agonizing liquid known as lemon juice, the paper cuts on people sting in pain, I take the Sandwich while everyone is writhing in pain(except for Glass I guess).

Granted, I have found a guy named The Sandwich, he works in IT and is a great friend, I am no longer a Jinn and don’t serve you since I’m a horse. Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh.

It technically could reflect the sun, just not as much as the moon. I get in a rocket and fly to the lemon moon as fast as possible, but before that I give everyone a few paper cuts.

I pat your head sympathetically and walk away.

Granted, people like you A LOT whenever you talk.(technically not a bane, it’s what you wanted) I wish to not be a genie anymore.

Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests. I wish to become a genie.

I don’t mind, also it is a cool pfp.

This infinite summoning gives an IRL flight glitches whenever one of you is in the air, the server kicks you for unauthorized flying after I throw one of you in the air, then I take the Sandwich from the floor.

Morning win, hurray!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when Glass gives you lemons, do whatever I don’t care. I take one of the uneaten slices and squirt it in both of your eyes, then I take the Sandwich and run back in the Physical Realm, hiding in my backup treehouse in the red- I mean Greenwoods.

Using the popcorn in my not-so-elaborate plan, I take it and throw it in Platypus’s face in an attempt to take away attention from the Sandwich.

#nevergonnaletyoudown

Oohh, I actually think I know the one you’re talking about(sadly, I use mobile). Ya know, like web extensions for chrome.

“Nope none of those, except sometimes I practice trying to use different powers that come with a being when I shapeshift, but sometimes it doesn’t work due to lack of Investiture,” he says, “also, you’re able to Connect to different planets?!”

“Uh, no,” Kyz says confused. He notices that Arranis seemed strangely on edge, “Hey are you okay,” Kyz asks. He put his hand on his glowing shoulder.

huzzow!