Vyzkel

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Have you finally figured out the importance of the comma in “let’s eat, kids”? I enjoyed it to the fullest.

What are we even saying, is this relevant?

Wait he did? edit: he really did I trip Glass and take the Sandwich to my Super secret base somewhere in Siberia.

Quick! Knock me out so they think I’m dead! *sigh* they always said it was just a phase.

Granted, but everyone’s schedules never align. I wish for fish on this dish

Not my muffins

What are you gonna do in retribution for my actions? *shakily calls 911 *

Yep, Kings Peak. TPBM has tried to become Spider-Man.

Look for the Lorax WWYDIYF a tier list on chicken iyp

He could’ve killed me! It was so much fun!

Granted. You’re extremely allergic to everything. I wish for the ability to do a backflip.

Yay my plan worked

It’s quiet… too quiet *ruffles through list of all the Sharders I know* @strmblsd @Scars of Hathsin @Through The Living Glass @SourCandyLime @TwinSouls @BlueWildRye @LightRinger @Ancient Elantrian @One of the Ten Fools @Edema Rue

I accidentally put ham instead of turkey on your sandwich, is that okay? I don’t know if that is possible, but sure why not!

I am confused who Portal the sucks is.

YOURE UNDER ARREST FOE BREAKING THE RULES HOW DARE YOU ALSO PUNCTUATION IS FOR THE WEAK I DONT CARE HOW MANY WORDS I PUT IN THIS POST NO COMMAS OR PERIODS

*nostalgia* I get knocked to the ground, I desperately crawl towards the Sandwich.

Even more philosophy

Is the opposite of disowned just owned, what if it’s reowned, or adopted…

This is why I post here so often I hold out my hand and levitate the Sandwich towards me.

Idunno

I chuckle, then I grow louder until my laugh is a giant roar because this was all part of my plan at the very beginning, ever since there was a sandcastle on this thread I formulated a plan to take the Sandwich at this very moment. This plan was now put into action as a complex pulley system yanked on Jerome’s foot, which I attached without anyone noticing, sending the monkey flying into BlueWildRye, who was standing on a very inconspicuous giant x on the floor, this impact was specifically calculated so that the Sandwich rolled down a chute planted in the ground, this chute led straight to the stolen alley wall from the beginning of this game, which I carved into a pedestal shaped like a Sandwich. The Sandwich falls onto this pedestal, triggering a mechanism that launches it to the very hill where this all started. I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.

Socializing, amirite?