Vyzkel

I would really like to see that.

Yes, yes you did. 493. Eat toiletries in general.

Gets a girl named Mary, who’s looking for her little lamb. Inserts amber alerts.

492. Drink mouthwash

Huh… that seems very strange.

490 Use bacon-flavored toothpaste(my brother went through a phase).

Beautiful Harry Potter reference No, I’m actually on mobile, just usually don’t see them that often anymore.

It must be the dark arts… edit: @TwinSouls are you on an iPad?

[Insert witty remark that both capture people’s attention and makes me win] Reply to edit: scrolling vertically and horizontally at the same time.

This is the most relatable thing ever.

Oh my gosh that feeling when you finish a project and you can finally close out all those tabs, perfection

But… my trumpet(If you couldn’t tell, no I’m not in orchestra) TPBM has challenged themselves to see how many chicken nuggets/ pizza rolls they can eat in one sitting.

You know what, I think I’m gonna sell that too, probably will sell for a lot on the black market. WWYDIYF all evidence of you committing multiple felonies IYP.

What are you doing with a 9 gauge shotgun and buckshot?!? No, no I have not, but I would like to try.

Sounds like a great day!

It’s mostly because they don’t read hardly as much. Are you guys having a good day so far?

Most children are illiterate these days

@NameIess hehe

Kyz looks relieved, did he seriously have to spoil SA 7 though, he thinks

This is an indorsed statement by all Gen Z and Millennials.

I have four years and a black belt, I do taekwondo(my legs are freaking huge). TPBM has experience with dancing

Alright sounds fun, let’s do @Lunamor

Please no, I really hope not

486. Say “meow” after every sentence.

Kyz looks at Abyss, now conscious,”you didn’t eat Brandon Sanderson, right?” He looked horrified and saddened that his favorite author might be dead.