Vyzkel

Maybe just a big group…

Goodnight, we’ll continue tomorrow

Back in my day relevance didn’t exist

Back in my day death was irrelevant.

That’s awesome!!!

Oo oo ah ah, oo oh ah hah

Back in my day I started reading Way of Kings.

That was the point, because I’m unconscious.

Oh my… (People are afraid of the tyranny of the parentheses)

Back in my day we didn’t did.

Gonk? I eat a lot of delicious sandwiches, I become so overpowered with my sandwich powers that I become literally invincible and yoink the sandwich and eat it.

Back in my day we didn’t need to write.

What the heck is on the road?!? I prefer Lamborghini over Porsche

At least I can spell right.

(A random person questions why there are so many parentheses)

Shut up meanie

Now we’re to my birth year in pages.

I wave at everyone threateningly, then I steal the sandwich while everyone is waving stuff threateningly, I do this in a very threatening manner.

You can technically call salsa fruit dip.

The only dip I will eat that (technically) has a fruit is salsa.

427. Wste ltrs

We should make the longest list of Sharders ever, then ping them all at once and make the entire platform lose the game.

They say Italians hate him…

Facts 422. Enjoy making brownies with a strange-smelling sugar. 423. Make a drug-related joke after #420

Kyz’s eyes focus back, realizing that he somehow spaced out. He looks down at his hands, noticing that he was back in his chameleon form. He tries to shapeshift back into an Oni, he tries again. Kyz, for the first time in centuries, feels pure dread.