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  1. Vyzkel
    Eat it whole and break a world record WWYDIYF a magic stick and a letter to a strange school named Hogwarts.
  2. Vyzkel
    Dr Doofenshmirtz has betrayed me I steal a certain Platypus with a fedora from someone cool, and I somehow get to the same dimension using a kid who always knows what he’s gonna do today, and I steal the sandwich.
  3. Vyzkel
    Wait… where’s the body again? no, just no. Unless…
  4. Vyzkel
    His cloning facilities immediately blow up due to breaking the rules of the game. The sandwich is now teleported across the entire multiverse in order to save it from evil doers
  5. Vyzkel
    I cheer because Rye deserved it.
  6. Vyzkel
    330. Knowing… certain facts about things.
  7. Vyzkel
    I eat the money, realizing that it’s not nearly as tasty as the Sandwich, so I run even faster, but I trip on an F-22.
  8. Vyzkel
    That brings tears to my eyes
  9. Vyzkel
    You know what they say: “sharing is caring”, but I don’t care so I’m not sharing.
  10. Vyzkel
    *realizes this bit is happening again* I guess so, but I win now
  11. Vyzkel
    328.Knowing everything about a person’s personal life, and only meeting them once.
  12. Vyzkel
    *notices that I might not actually be able to find you* Rookie spots…
  13. Vyzkel
    *climbs tree to show dominance* I bet I could find you
  14. Vyzkel
    326. Somehow knowing exactly what everyone is talking about and jumping in at random moments when you weren’t even involved.
  15. Vyzkel
    For second I thought you meant a car, and then I realized that I’m stupid. Ghost in the Graveyard would be a piece of cake with you.
  16. Vyzkel
    Touché… I run after you, feeling sad that I didn’t really get anything.
  17. Vyzkel
    Gets a pastry that says “eat me” inserts a a very good-looking sandwich
  18. Vyzkel
    I wouldn’t want it any other way
  19. Vyzkel
    “Don’t worry, I have plenty!” He proves this by pulling out a wad of cash similar to the size he was using to distribute across the dead bodies, and handed it to Rachel.
  20. Vyzkel
    So what’s your cult worshipping again? Obviously that was not on purpose.
  21. Vyzkel
    “They’re not poor if you give them money!” Kyz pulls out the money he got from the Elans’ bets, he carefully starts placing some in each of the minions’ hands.
  22. Vyzkel
    Set out on a journey to a certain volcano, or have a short guy with thick feet do it for me. WWYDIYF a dude in a white lab coat that makes a bunch of machines he calls his -inators IYP.
  23. Vyzkel
    Ngl you’re right. SCP-2316!!!!
  24. Vyzkel
    324. Talk about everything except Brandon Sanderson books on the 17th Shard.
  25. Vyzkel
    The now ultimate penpineappleapplepen was so powerful that all people there were wiped out, creating a giant crater. There stood a single person in the middle of the crater… his name was JEFF.
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