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    “Alright,” Kyz smiled, showing a full row of razor-sharp teeth.
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    Kyz looked at Roy, incredulous at what just happened, but it seems he has fallen asleep.
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    Crap you’re right. I shoot my teacher in a bout of insanity, now chasing Nerdy with an obvious lack of self-preservation.
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    I throw your eighth grade English teacher at you, now giving you an existential crisis and PTSD. I take the sandwich while you are having a panic attack.
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    Kyz spits out his tea in disbelief at what he just saw, covering the Elans in front of him with the hot liquid, he apologizes profusely.
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    Kyz sips his tea and turns to Roy,”who do you think will win, I’m placing my bets on 13.”
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    Kyz takes the tea,”thanks, this will help me wash down the ice cream.”
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    301. Being angry about getting any prize(bonus points if it’s the Nobel Peace Prize)
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    I easily catch up and yoink the sandwich, sprinting away with god-like speed.
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    Kyzekel comes back from his quick ice cream break to see the arena, he drops his ice cream in disbelief. Now he is sad, but sees an ice cream vendor nearby and quickly runs over, not wanting to miss this.
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    295. Knowing the exact time it would take for a lasagna to burn at 300 degrees(edited because the previous was dark)
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    The cat, now not being able to be processed as anything, no becomes everything and nothing all at once. This impossibility rips holes through the fabric of space, therefore inventing black holes.
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    A crowd gathered around shouting “fight, fight, fight!”
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    293. Calculate without math
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    Because of all the trouble that Schrödinger caused, his cat became omnipotent and was able to do both the impossible and the possible all at once, as long as you don’t look at him.
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    The Grim Reaper says no and revives Rye again using necromancy.
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    Kyz walks out of the bathroom taking notice of the broken fourth wall, and realizing that he should probably go back home. Kyzekel walks into the crystal he stepped out of to head back home.
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    I eject from my jet and call upon Pegasus to fly me up and catch the sandwich in the most graceful manner.
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    I probably deserve that I call in the US Airforce to help me chase down the helicopter, surrounding it in fighter jets.
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    I eat a mini mushroom from Mario and jump inside Javert’s ears, in which I scramble his brain. I then hit my head on the wall to get me back and scoop the sandwich from the now spasming Javert.
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    For some random reason, a guy takes out a sledge hammer and starts destroying a random wall.
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    “Thanks,” Kyz goes as fast as he can to finally relieve himself.
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