Alvron

*waits for the blast*

Indeed. And a very sad death it was. He's Shards however are held for those that can afford to rent them for Duels or practice.

*pockets the Skittles and walks back to the sidelines*

The King's Shards are likely Gavilar's like in the books.

Sorry Sir but we are all out of m&ms. Will Skittles be an acceptable substitute?

Ladies, Gentlemen and beings of other description, we apologize for the interruption. Now, on with the show.

Very well but the organizers of this event in no way take responsibility for any physical, mental or other forms of harm that you may experience. Please enjoy the show.

*inspects ticket* Very good sir. But the middle of a battlefield really isn't a good place for your seat. May I suggest you relocate to the sidelines?

Do you have a Ticket sir?

Tickets! Get your tickets here for the great fight. Lunamor and Bridge Four vs Pontifex Maximus and their legion. Tickets! Get your tickets while you can.

Interesting.

Don't cry Luna. I'll take that nasty win away from you.

Now now, asking for upvotes for things like that is frowned upon. Besides, you're already 89th on the all time leader board.

The only line allowed in the movie.

Firefly Malcolm Reynolds is the best kind of Malcolm Reynolds.

BUTTONS!!

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all.

Bribes Lunamors minion to swap Alvrons Win with Lunamors Win.

Is unable to find Lunamor in Urithiru so makes a fake Win and claims that as real one.

Digs tunnel into Lunamors basement and walls off Win from Lunamor. Edit: The Win is in your basement, but you can never get it now.

Asks Nobody Else to retrieve Win and then hides it where Hoid keeps his deepest darkest secrets.

Wins while discussing plans to beat TLT.

We need not convert them for they shall all join when it dawns on them that they will soon be the Second Longest Thread.

A fiendish Shadow sweeps the land as Alvron claims victory.