Alvron

Touch my collection and I'll harvest your organs. Other than that, go for it.

*Lurches win back* Never!! Given that Chaos did the rep levels and he's a collegiate math professor, I highly doubt it's a coincidence. Also, not even one page added after being gone for 15 hours??? I'm disappointed in all of you. It's almost as if you want TLT to win.

Distracts Luna and steals win from him.

*slips into Lunamors base and steals back stew* *eats stew while watching ninjas make out with Lunamor since they are now attracted to him*

*grabs a pot of Lunamor's stew*

*hopes for a miniature giant space hamster named Boo*

*grabs a walking cane and shakes it at AonEne*

The ending was nice but getting there...ugh. After the Slaughterhouse Nine it kinda dragged for me until the big ending.

Ocelot. I must have an ocelot.

I feel it drags quite a bit near the end but is still a great story. Ward is even better imo. Esp the current arc.

Enter at your own peril. Link gives a brief overview to see if it's your type. Hoid clicks on link and is never heard from again.

Do you have a few months of spare time? Once you start, you might not resurface.

No idea. Get a new chapter every 3-4 days and just started book 12. If Worm is anything to go by; not even halfway through.

Didn't see your reply. Was reading the new Ward chapter instead.

And I shall be the winner!

Statistics say otherwise. It took TLT 5.5 months to reach page 139. It has taken this thread 3.25 months. If the momentum keeps up, TLT will be caught and passed before years end.

I also haven't checked out the longest thread. I figure why check out something that clearly isn't going to live up to it's name.

No you don't.

*runs off with half the sheath*

*steals the sheath*

Teft

Do I win?

I have the favor of the Gods of Luck and Chance. We shall catch and pass the Longest thread, just you watch. (and post. we cant do it without you)