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Ninjaing in this thread is not the way to win. Better to be ninja'd than to ninja.

Can just put it in the RP section. Doesn't have to be in one of the sub topics. Edit: Or the social groups.

Yes. Yes I do. I've answered the question enough times that having one on hand is useful.

It'll be moved if placed in General Discussion.

Spiking your way through the world today sure does take a lot. Thinking of ways to hide the Spikes takes everything you’ve got Wouldn’t you like to take a break? Sometimes you want to go…. Where everyone is a friendly face And the cooks spike your plate You want a plate of stew? The cookies are safe to eat.* You want to be where everybody Spikes themselves... *Cookies at The Happy Inquisitor might not be safe for consumption.

"The Happy Inquisitor" could be the bar attached to the restaurant.

Once upon a time there was a notorious member of the Ghostbloods. This member was the one all others went to when they needed a difficult problem 'dealt with'. After a long career they were finally caught by Torol Sadeas. During interrogation they revealed that among their numerous crimes they were once asked to beat a chull to death using some small figures of Nale and Jezrien while the chull was in an enclosed field. Upon hearing this, several Ardents exclaimed that it could be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.

Not sure I could eat third slice. That stew, he is very filling. And delicious.

Yay.

It's glorious. Can I have seconds. Please.

Mmmm, boot. You very good cook.

Boot cake!

No apology! Cake!

It's an Alv exclusive. Made by the great @Burnt Spaghetti.

Dessert?? My stew hasn't even arrived yet and you're asking me about dessert?

I ordered Iced Lemonade. *grumble grumble* These servers can't get anything right. *grumble grumble*

Perfect.

Iced?

Only if it be orange chocolate chip.

I be winning now.

Clearly the winner in this contest.