Funny stuff that happens in the chatroom

Straff Venture · January 12, 2013

[00:22] <Lyrebon> they're funny to torment though

[00:22] <Sweetness> That's mean!

[00:23] <Sweetness> You're such a bad person, Lyre

[00:24] <Lyrebon> well, he lays on my bed every night so I'm not doing anything wrong

I learn new things every day.

Edited January 12, 2013 by Straff Venture

Vindicator · January 18, 2013

[01:06] <Lyrebon> I'm calling lemmings.
[01:06] <Lyrebon> They all fell into the pit where Adonalsium stores his energy and clogged up the machinery

[01:06] <nalesean> pesky critters

[01:06] <nalesean> were they all exposed to the shard powers?

[01:07] <Andrzej> Lemmings are Splinters?

[01:07] <Lyrebon> Yeah, they got their own game out of it

[01:07] <nalesean> Is Hoid a super-lemming exterminator?

[01:07] <Andrzej> or Slivers?

[01:07] <Lyrebon> You think the Lord Ruler was actually a lemming?

[01:07] <nalesean> lemming mistborn

[01:07] <Andrzej> Lemmingborn

[01:08] <Lyrebon> Well that might be how he's stayed alive so long

[01:08] <Lyrebon> Every 10 years another lemming falls on the original Lord Ruler, knocking that lemming back into Shadesmar and usurping its place

[01:09] <Lyrebon> It's not gold and atium compounding keeping him immortal

[01:09] <nalesean> lemming power

I therefore propose the hypothesis: The Lord Ruler was a lemming, and Hoid belonged to a society called the Lemmingkillers.

Observer · January 19, 2013

Wow. Lemmingborn?

Vindicator · January 20, 2013

Wow. Lemmingborn?

I know right? World-shattering theory!

**Joe ST** · January 22, 2013

Lyrebon: Yes I'm lonely

**Chaos** · February 24, 2013

[00:17] * @Shivertongue would wiki, but he is still trying to find the right images for this PSA
[00:18] <@Chaos2651> use the heralds

[00:18] <+Windrunner17> XD

[00:18] <+Windrunner17> Yep

[00:18] <+Windrunner17> Nalan is a total pervert

[00:18] <@Shivertongue> xD

[00:18] <@Chaos2651> "hey kids! Jezrien says don't break a promise or ODIUM WILL MAKE THE TRUE DESOLATION COME REAL YOU DOUCHEBAGS"

[00:18] <+Windrunner17> Look at those shifty eyes

[00:18] <@Chaos2651> The More You Know

[00:18] <@Shivertongue> Is one of them associated with the Essence of Stalking?

[00:19] <+Windrunner17> Could be

[00:19] <+Windrunner17> Smokestone

[00:19] <+Windrunner17> That's creepy enough

[00:19] <+Windrunner17> And also, still Nalan XD

[00:19] <@Chaos2651> XDXD

**Chaos** · February 26, 2013

Double posting. Deal with it

[22:43] <+fbstj> Your mother is a Spren
[22:43] <Satsuoni> Unfortunately, no

[22:43] <+Windrunner17> That's awkward

[22:44] <+fbstj> We bond aaallll night long!

[22:45] <+Windrunner17> ...

[22:46] <@Chaos2651> ahahahah

[22:46] <+fbstj> Am fairly sure she's related to passionspren

**Windrunner** · February 28, 2013

Spirits were running high in the chatroom after the reveal of the title of book 2.

[15:54] == Windrunner17 [323404e1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.52.4.225] has joined #cosmere
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[15:54] <Lyrebon> Windy!

[15:54] <+Windrunner17> LYRE!

[15:54] <+Windrunner17> I'm so excited for book 2

[15:54] <Lyrebon> Kiss me

[15:54] <+Windrunner17> ...

[15:55] <+Windrunner17> Not THAT excited

[15:55] <+Windrunner17>

[15:55] <Lyrebon>

[15:56] <Lyrebon> damnation

[15:56] <Lyrebon> Thought I might be able to dupe you.

[15:56] <+Windrunner17> I'm just too clever

Lady_Yasha · March 10, 2013

(7:46:10 PM) Straff: and hey sweet, shame I should come when you're dying

Class.

**Chaos** · March 14, 2013

[15:57] <+fbstj> Librarians are hawt

[15:58] <Sweetness> dork

[16:00] <@Chaos2651> they are!

[16:00] <@Chaos2651> and so are glasses

[16:00] <@Chaos2651> back me up on this joe.

[16:01] <+fbstj> Hngggg glasses

[16:01] <Sweetness> ... awkward

[16:02] <+fbstj> Corrected vision is sexeh

[16:02] <@Chaos2651> XDXDXD

[16:02] <Sweetness> ...

[16:02] <Sweetness> okay then

**Windrunner** · March 22, 2013

[22:02] <@Shivertongue> Breathing sucks.

[22:04] <+Windrunner17> Literally.

[22:04] <+Windrunner17>

[22:05] <@Shivertongue> Only about half the time.

[22:06] <+Windrunner17> Then it blows

[22:08] <@Shivertongue>

**Chaos** · March 27, 2013

Probably way too nerdy, but here you go:

[23:42] <Windrunner17> I "have" a test tomorrow

[23:42] <Chaos2651> haha

[23:42] <Chaos2651> it's only precalc

[23:44] <Windrunner17> This is my fancy algebra

[23:45] <Chaos2651> do you WANT to know about fancy algebra?

[23:45] <Chaos2651> http://crazyproject.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/transitive-group-actions-induce-transitive-actions-on-the-orbits-of-the-action-of-a-subgroup/

[23:45] * Windrunner17 stutters

[23:45] <Chaos2651> just read the question statement.

[23:45] <Windrunner17> Nnn-no sir

[23:45] * Windrunner17 dies

[23:46] <Windrunner17> Heh, simple

[23:46] <Windrunner17> An easy way to show in 2: Since all orbits of on have the same cardinality, we see that (using the second isomorphism theorem). Also since is transitive, (using that subgroup index is multiplicative). Substituting this yields that .

[23:46] <Chaos2651> no no, that comment there makes it way easier XD

[23:47] <Chaos2651> personally I do like this guy's writing because we get to write stab a lot.

[23:47] <Chaos2651> XD

[23:47] <Windrunner17> XD

[23:47] <Chaos2651> which is short for stabilizer, which amuses me endlessly

[23:47] <Chaos2651> sadly my book does not use that notation

[23:47] <Windrunner17> You're becoming Ruin...

[23:47] <Chaos2651> STAB

[23:48] <Chaos2651> STAB IT

[23:48] <Chaos2651> MAKE IT A NORMAL SUBGROUP

[23:48] <Chaos2651> AND THEN THROW IT IN THE ORBITS

[23:48] <Chaos2651> ...BUT YOU KNOW SINCE THE GROUP ACTION IS TRANSITIVE THERE'S ONLY ONE ORBIT

[23:48] <Chaos2651> SO... YEAH.

[23:48] <Chaos2651> Ati happened to be a mathematician.

[23:48] <Windrunner17> That would be cool

[23:49] <Chaos2651> I WILL DESTROY YOU BY MAKING YOU LISTEN TO ALGEBRA PROOFS

[23:49] <Chaos2651> Vin: NOOOOO!!!!!

[23:49] <Windrunner17> Are all mathematicians weak-willed too?

[23:49] <Windrunner17> That would kill Vin

[23:49] <Chaos2651> Noorden: That'd be sweet sign me up!

[23:49] <Windrunner17> Even Preservation Vin

[23:50] <Chaos2651> XDXD

**Joe ST** · March 27, 2013

Yay for group theory

Straff Venture · April 1, 2013

[20:28] <Lyrebon> What really helped was my mother allowing me to play with dirt and eat grass.

**Joe ST** · April 1, 2013

[20:28] <Lyrebon> What really helped was my mother allowing me to play with dirt and eat grass.

nothings changed then XD

Lady_Yasha · April 8, 2013

(12:43:22 PM) Straff: so what do you think joe? its small really but its something

It's funnier when you create your own context for this.

Observer · April 8, 2013

It's funnier when you create your own context for this.

Oh wooow.

Indeed it is.

And for the record:

[10:12] <Observer_> So. You want me to write a rant about poop?

Edited April 11, 2013 by Observer

Straff Venture · April 14, 2013

[14:51] <lys> Mmm

[14:51] <lys> Warm and has a nice kick

[14:51] <lys> Wish I had some sausage to put in it....

Observer · April 18, 2013

Recorded as best as possible form memory.

Trisix: Ugh, just had a dream about time travel

Trisix: Making stable time loops and stuff.

Wraith: ?

Trisix: Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of time travel

Trisix: But actually doing it was annoying as heck.

Wraith: Were you lucid enough to try out my personality test?

Trisix: Yeah. Tried talking to future me. Turns out I'm a condescending turd.

Wraith: Yeah. We noticed

Wraith: We took note of it. We saw it. Some might even say we...

Wraith: Observed it.

Wraith: >;D

It was right about there that I realized I was dreaming. The irony of the conversation is rediculous in hindsight.

**Windrunner** · August 5, 2013

Sweet hates me D:

[18:37] <Sweetness_> Can I drink?

[18:37] <+Windrunner17> I guess you can

[18:38] <+Windrunner17> I feel terrible

[18:39] <Sweetness_> woo!

[18:39] <+Windrunner17> D:

[18:39] <+Windrunner17> Thanks a lot

[18:39] <Sweetness_> what's wrong?

[18:39] <Sweetness_> XD Noooo

[18:39] <Sweetness_> I mean woo drinking

[18:39] <+Windrunner17> Mmhmm

[18:39] <+Windrunner17> Sure

**Joe ST** · August 5, 2013

You're not the only one D: *hugs*

**little wilson** · April 10, 2014

So. The chatroom. Hilarity ensues in the spoiler tag. I suggest reading what's in the spoiler tag (yes, I know it's long. Trust me--it's worth it) before reading what's below. Since you'll understand the punchline better.

[18:23] <R`Shara> Make a bot named Stick

[18:23] <R`Shara> And any time anyone says fire or stick

[18:24] <R`Shara> It can say, "I am a stick."

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[18:28] <+WeiryWriter> stick

[18:28] <R`Shara> nope

[18:29] *** IAmAStick kicked WeiryWriter from the channel: I am a stick!

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[18:29] <+WeiryWriter>

[18:30] <+littlewilson> Are you a stick?

[18:30] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:30] <Ashiok> nice one

[18:30] <Ashiok> stick?

[18:30] *** IAmAStick kicked Ashiok from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:31] <Ashiok> It works!!!!!

[18:31] <R`Shara> what's with the delay though?

[18:31] <+littlewilson> It's a stick. You can't expect it to type really fast.

[18:31] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:31] <Ashiok> its perfect because after you say s*ick, you can go uh-oh

[18:31] *** IAmAStick kicked Ashiok from the channel: I Am A S*ick!

[18:32] <Ashiok> thats not a bot

[18:32] <R`Shara> Nope

[18:32] <+littlewilson> It's a stick

[18:32] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: You're Storming Right! I Am A Stick!

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[18:33] <Ashiok> that is a very smart stick/bot thing

[18:34] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:34] <Ashiok> The stick is an admin!

[18:34] *** IAmAStick kicked Ashiok from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:35] <+littlewilson> He's a stick! Not an admin! Admins can't be sticks!

[18:35] <Ashiok> it has more power than us mere mortals!

[18:35] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:35] <Ashiok> wouldn't it be sticks can't be admins?

[18:35] <+littlewilson> I've heard it both ways.

[18:35] *** IAmAStick kicked Ashiok from the channel: I Am A Sticks!

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[18:36] <Ashiok> hey Josh. please KICK THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:37] *** IAmAStick kicked Ashiok from the channel: Why would he kick me? I Am A Stick!

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[18:41] <Ashiok> FIRE?

[18:41] *** IAmAStick kicked Ashiok from the channel: Nope. I am a stick.

[18:41] <Harmony> What is going on

[18:41] <+littlewilson> Let's burn this stick to the ground!

[18:41] <Harmony> REDACTED

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[18:41] <Harmony> Too much stick

[18:41] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:42] <Harmony> What in holy REDACTED is going on

[18:42] <Harmony> It's a battlefield in ehre

[18:43] <Harmony> How long has this been going on?

[18:43] <@RubixKube> A while.

[18:43] <+littlewilson> FOREVER

[18:43] <R`Shara> What have I started?

[18:44] <+littlewilson> schtick

[18:44] <Harmony> This is a bot doing this?

[18:44] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am tired of your bull schtick!

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[18:44] <Harmony> Hehe..

[18:45] <Harmony> Just stickin' around with friends, I see

[18:45] <+littlewilson> wait for it....

[18:45] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick! I just can't seem to get rid of this one. Thinks she's funny

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[18:45] <+littlewilson> dangit!!

[18:45] <Harmony> That went against expectation, didn't it lil wil?

[18:46] <+littlewilson> Ah, go REDACT a stick, Harms

[18:46] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:46] <+littlewilson> Stupid stick

[18:46] <Harmony> Just a little

[18:46] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!

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[18:47] <+littlewilson> My kickings aren't creative.

[18:47] <+littlewilson> I shall revolt.

[18:47] <Harmony> I don't think I've ever seen a clearer abuse of power. It's fantastic.

[18:48] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: Something Creative Goes Here

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[18:50] * @IAmAStick is just going to start kicking Wilson for every time someone says stick.

[18:50] <Harmony> Oh really?

[18:50] <Ashiok> stick

[18:50] *** IAmAStick kicked littlewilson from the channel: I Am A Stick!